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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:29
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No way
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
So they tried
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are 'romantasy' books suddenly everywhere, and what does this say about today's readers?